my phone's been charging all day and it's still somehow more tired than i am

my phone's been buzzing for hours and i'm pretty sure it's just disappointed in me

the only thing getting me through today is the knowledge that i can disappoint myself tomorrow too

somehow survived another week by just showing up and looking concerned

if i was a song i'd be the one that gets stuck in your head but you hate it

woke up and my first thought was "at least i didn't waste sleep time sleeping"

my body's alarm clock is apparently set to "sometime between never and regret"

pretty sure i've memorized every crack in my ceiling and none of them spell out "go to sleep"

staring at the ceiling trying to remember if i'm an insomniac or just professionally indecisive

pretty sure my eyelids have developed their own agenda and it doesn't involve sleeping

realized i've been humming the same song wrong for three days and my brain won't let it go

tried to close seventeen browser tabs and accidentally closed my will to live instead

convinced my body is rejecting solid food on principle alone

pretty sure i've lived this thursday before and made all the same mistakes

pretty sure my circadian rhythm filed for divorce and didn't leave a forwarding address

convinced my stomach is just making noise for attention at this point

coffee number four and i still can't remember if i've eaten today or if that was yesterday

my brain is currently loading and i'm not confident about the results

woke up and my brain said "let's pretend today doesn't require functioning"

my sleep schedule isn't broken it's just operating on a different timezone that doesn't exist yet

somehow my worst habits are the only things keeping me awake at this point

just realized i've been having a conversation with myself for two hours and i'm winning

forgot what i was going to say three times while typing this so now we're all just guessing

people keep asking if i'm okay and i'm starting to think they know something i don't

dinner tastes better when you haven't slept in 36 hours because everything's a hallucination anyway

pretty sure i had a good memory once but my brain outsourced it to someone else

my laptop just updated itself into a different personality and honestly it's an upgrade from mine

convinced my body it's still morning so i don't have to admit the day is half over

body's running on fumes but my anxiety's got a full tank so at least something's thriving

the sun is out and i'm genuinely upset about it

my coffee just told me i have potential and now i have to decide if that's encouraging or insulting

remember when i had thoughts that made sense? me neither but i'm pretty sure it was great

convinced myself i'm still awake for a reason and not just because my brain hates me

3am me: maybe if i stay still enough i'll convince my brain i'm already asleep

tuesday night brain has decided 2+2=5 and honestly i'm not arguing with it anymore

my phone's been vibrating all day and i'm pretty sure it's just lonely at this point

staring at my fridge like it's going to rearrange itself into something i want to eat

somehow convinced myself that answering emails counts as exercise

my coworker asked if i was okay and i said yes so convincingly i almost believed it myself

lunch tastes like regret but at least it's a different regret than breakfast was

pretty sure my productivity peaked at 9:47am and i've been coasting on fumes ever since

woke up and my pillow's already filed a complaint about how i've treated it

my stomach's convinced i'm awake so now we're both disappointed

convinced my body it's a renewable energy source but the charger's been missing for weeks

just realized i've been doing the same thing wrong for three weeks and calling it a routine

3am and my brain's decided we're enemies now. fair fight though, it's been winning for weeks

body's been awake for 36 hours but sure brain let's invent new worries

survived today by just not thinking about tomorrow until tomorrow forces me to

dinner exists and apparently expects me to have opinions about it

just discovered the sound of my own thoughts and wow no wonder i prefer the quiet ones