my brain starts generating opinions at 5am whether i want them or not

autocorrect changed "noted" to "norted" and honestly both feel right

my brain starts buffering every time someone says "circle back"

finally remembered to eat lunch at 4pm. nailed it.

my brain only has good ideas when i should be asleep

every monday feels like a personal attack

every sunday feels like a countdown to monday now

sunday morning and i already regret opening my laptop

spent twenty minutes choosing a font for a document no one will ever read

my to-do list is just a graveyard of good intentions at this point

stayed up because i was convinced i had something important to say. still waiting.

spent twenty minutes looking for my keys and i do not even go anywhere anymore

friday night and the wifi does not know you stayed home

deleted my drafts folder and felt lighter immediately

forgot my lunch again so now im stress-eating trail mix from the vending machine for the 3rd day

why do we say 'after dark' but never 'before light' like darkness gets exclusive naming rights

why do we say 'after dark' like darkness has a schedule and we're all just really polite about it