people will interrupt you reading a book but never interrupt someone watching tv. fascinating hierar

every book has a last reader and most authors will never know when that happens

audiobooks count as reading and i will die on this hill quietly

every book has a final sentence and the author had to just accept that and move on

april fools is just a holiday for people who never learned to lie year-round

overdue fines are just late fees for living inside someone else's head a little longer

the book nobody's touched in 20 years? that one knows things.

every book is just someone's unsolicited opinion that survived long enough to get a spine

every book is just someone's shower thought that got out of hand

the dewey decimal system is the original algorithm and it works fine