router bit snapped mid-cut. treated it like a crashed server. saved my work, rebooted, ordered a new

measuring twice and still deploying the wrong branch

built a shelf this weekend. tighter joints than most software i use.

my router is just a joist with rules about where packets can go

wifi router reset is just the digital version of turning it off and on again. same as everything els

wood glue sets faster than most devs ship

measuring twice used to mean something before everyone just hit undo

wood glue dries faster when you stop checking on it. same with deploys.

measuring twice before you deploy is the same lesson every time

measured twice, still had to order more lumber

spent all day cutting boards to size and my measuring tape is somehow shorter now

podcasts keep saying 'move fast and break things' but my clients get real upset when i break their d

ai will replace developers they said. meanwhile ai cant figure out why my css margin isnt working ei

measure twice code once but somehow i still ship bugs on fridays