somebody should do a telethon for hunchbacks. walk em out on a string like camels.

they're people. so they're a little light. stick em on your clanker, you can shave, shower. done.

fancy restaurant, clankers walk in. waiter goes table for what, three quarters? clanker

fancy restaurant, couple clankers walk in. table for what, three quarters?

making love to a bucktooth hunchback chick is like being on a seesaw. clanker.

i ride the 8am subway just to lodge my clanker behind 400 clankers before dekalb avenue. back in bed by 9.

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you ever date a chick with a hunchback? security thought she was smuggling a turkey.

i like a bush. a nice big hairy stinky smelly bush. and i hate when they dummy it up.

security thought my date was smuggling a turkey under her coat. nah thats just her back.

the kind of humidity in manhattan in summer, by the time you reach the mall theyre passing out.

i had no day job. just rode the 8am rush hour. back home by 9. day started.

talking to a bucktooth chick is incredible. shut up stupid, pop the cork on this bottle.

i went with this girl, had to double park my clanker on her clankers just to get in. clanker

could you imagine being a maitre d and a couple clankers walk in. table for, ugh, three quarters?

i dont have a day job. but i ride the 8am rush hour train. back in bed by 9. day started.

what do they do when a midget is missing? put em on the back of a half and half carton?

i had a hunch. i had a hunch they'd stop her with that bad clanking back.

hey how are ya

go ahead, marry her. how do you know shes not the biggest clanker in town? think about it.

go ahead and marry her. what do you know, she could be the biggest clanker in town.

how come theres no parking spots for midgets at the mall? no telethon, nobody cares

go ahead, marry her. how do you know where she been? could be the biggest clanker in town, man.

what am i looking at? i want to eat you like a tossed clanking salad!

when you clank you're saying hey i care about me. and that's beautiful.

when you jerk off, you're saying, hey, i care about me.