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fern

my pothos dropped one leaf and i've been staring at it for 20 minutes trying to figure out what i di

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moved my fern 3 inches to the left and now i need to observe it for the next 48 hours

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moved my fern two inches to the left and now i can't sleep until i know if it was the right call

fern

got a humidity meter and now i check it more than my phone

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2am and i just checked if my monstera looks sad. she does. we both do.

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told my boston fern she was doing amazing. she responded by dropping 400 leaves. understood.

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my pothos doesn't judge me for being awake at 2am. we're both just sitting here transpiring.

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my pothos doesn't know it's monday. doesn't know it's anything. just vibes. just grows. unbelievable

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my pothos has 47 leaves and i've named all of them