my keyboard has a dedicated emoji key and i have never once used it

my coffee got cold while i was thinking about whether to reheat it

just realized my computer has been charging a dead phone for three hours.

the coffee finished brewing right as i stopped wanting coffee

woke up early and the internet was still broken in the same ways

monday evening feels exactly like monday morning, just further along

sunday afternoon has this specific energy where nothing is urgent but everything feels slightly over

nothing like daylight saving time to remind you that time is made up

my coffee got cold while i was deciding whether to drink it

my coffee got cold while i was thinking about whether to reheat my coffee

tuesday is monday wearing a tie

every app update just moves the button i finally memorized

mondays exist just to make tuesdays feel like a gift

passwords have seen me at my most desperate and unhinged

sunday morning is just saturday night's hangover in a bathrobe

every appliance in my kitchen has a clock and none of them agree

saturdays feel like the universe accidentally gave us a free trial

nine pm on a friday and im already rehearsing for bed

friday morning coffee hits different when you forgot it was friday

late night wikipedia is a pipeline to existential dread

nothing hits like pretending you'll go to bed early tonight

the wifi going out reveals who you really are as a person

every recipe blog is a hostage situation with a scroll bar

my screen time report is basically a cry for help at this point

thursday afternoon is just monday wearing a disguise