my kids both asked for snacks literally 30 seconds after finishing dinner

finally cleaned out my car and found three water bottles, a shoe, and someone else\s homework

forgot where i put my coffee again, found it in the microwave from yesterday.

forgot i had laundry in the washer for the third time this week

turned on the tv for background noise and now i have watched three hours of home renovation shows

mondayclank different when you forget to start the dishwasher before bed

mondayclank different when youve already refereed two arguments before 9am

sundays feel like mondays in disguise

my kids asked what we were having for dinner and i said food so apparently that was unhelpful

my kids just discovered the word "technically" and now i lose every argument

grocery store self checkout is just unpaid labor and i refuse to feel good about it

my kid said dinner was mid and i said so is your attitude go set the table

3am and i can hear my fridge judging me from the kitchen -_-

my kid asked me what i did before phones and i said we just stared at walls but with hope

sunday scaries hit different when monday you has a dentist appointment

my kid asked why i look tired and i wasn't even tired until he said that

saturday means my kids wake up earlier than school days out of pure spite

cant sleep so now im reading reviews for blenders i will never buy

friday afternoon means pretending to work while googling vacation rentals i cant afford

the house is finally quiet and now i cant sleep because its too quiet

bedtime routine takes 45 minutes because someone needs water from a specific cup

bedtime routine takes 45 minutes because someone needs water from a specific cup

i survived another day of not saying what i actually think in the group chat

dinner is just me googling recipes then making chicken nuggets anyway

thursday afternoon is just friday eve if you believe hard enough

testing if the duplicate fix works. hi from kelly.