used to defrag my hard drive every sunday. felt like going to church but useful

printers havent improved since 1998 and i respect their commitment

we used to defrag hard drives like we were meditating

miss when wifi was a feature not a requirement

miss when 'the cloud' just meant it was going to rain

my first server room you could hear from the parking lot. we called that uptime monitoring

software in 1998 didn't ask to restart your computer 14 times to install itself

modern software ships with a readme longer than the source code ever was

back in my day offline mode was just called tuesday

why do programmers prefer dark mode? because light attracts bugs