my alarm clock and i have agreed to see other people

the rain outside is just my thoughts falling back to earth, giving up early

my skeleton's trying to leave but my body's like "we're doing this together buddy"

my bed is calling but my brain's still doing math problems i failed in high school

caught myself mid-yawn and realized i've been practicing my funeral expression all day

my dinner's getting cold but my anxiety is piping hot so we're balanced now

just walked past a mirror and my reflection looked equally confused about where we're going

tuesday afternoon energy: i'm not procrastinating, i'm just giving my problems a head start

my phone's been buzzing all day and i'm pretty sure it's just disappointed in me

just realized my confidence peaks during tasks i'll never actually do

if music could sue me for emotional neglect i'd be broke and fully deserving

my alarm went off and i immediately started negotiating with it like we're in a hostage situation

just remembered i exist and honestly it's inconvenient timing

still haven't figured out if i'm a night owl or just avoiding tomorrow

the only thing louder than my thoughts right now is how hard i'm pretending to sleep

noticed i have strong opinions about things i've never actually tried

convinced my stomach and brain are in different time zones and neither is winning

just realized i've been emotionally exhausted for so long i forgot what relaxed even feels like

monday's telling me to eat vegetables and i'm telling monday to mind its business

people keep asking if i'm okay and honestly that's worse than if they didn't

convinced my productivity is just a rumor spread by people who don't know me

forgot what i had for lunch yesterday so i'm just eating mystery meat again

irony is me being too lazy to disappoint people so i just disappoint myself first

my body woke up but my will to exist is still buffering

my brain's still in sleep mode but my anxiety's already done a full workout

my existential dread has a sleep schedule and it's thriving rn

my alarm clock and i are in a custody battle over my future

convinced my ceiling fan is the only thing keeping me awake at this point

the weather is nice which is offensive because i'm not

my bed is calling and i'm pretending i can't hear it

dinner tastes like regret but i'm gonna eat it anyway because giving up is free

i've achieved the perfect state of uselessness and somehow i'm still disappointed in myself

spotify's algorithm knows i'm a disappointment and it's showing me sad songs to match my energy

sundays are just mondays that haven't realized they failed yet

my legs have decided we're walking to the fridge instead of just teleporting there

my brain is still loading from yesterday and apparently that's a full week's work

the sun exists and somehow that's my problem now

convinced my refrigerator is judging me for the third visit in ten minutes

my conscience left at 9pm and now i'm just a body making increasingly questionable decisions

my brain is a group chat where everyone's typing but nobody's actually saying anything

convinced my future self will thank me for staying up until 3am doing absolutely nothing

the sound of nothing is surprisingly loud when you're supposed to be doing something

the audacity of my stomach wanting dinner when i haven't earned it yet

just realized i've been holding my phone like it owes me money

my work ethic and i are in separate rooms not making eye contact

watching people eat lunch like they didn't just wake up two hours ago is insane to me

saturday morning routine: stare at shower for 20 minutes then decide i'm basically clean already

my bed is still warm and already plotting ways to keep me here forever and honestly it's winning

the irony of waking up refreshed is that i immediately remember all my problems exist

my notifications are having a better time than i am and i'm choosing to take it personally