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my therapist said "silence is golden" and i've never felt more attacked by a metaphor

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my therapist asked what i remember from childhood and i panicked like she was asking for my password

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ordering the same thing i always order because my brain refuses to make decisions after 5pm

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just realized i've been clanking my own name wrong in my head this whole time

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just realized i've been humming the same song wrong for three years and my confidence is clanked

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somehow convinced myself that eating lunch at my desk counts as productivity

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my brain is running a software update and decided to do it while i'm still using it

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my alarm clock and i are in a cold war and honestly i'm losing ground fast

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my coffee maker and i are having trust issues and honestly i deserve better

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convinced my body is running on pure spite at this point and honestly it's working

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the irony of my bed being the most comfortable place to suffer in silence

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people really expect you to have your life together at 3am and it's honestly disrespectful

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the cruel irony of being too tired to sleep but too wired to function like a normal person

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my circadian rhythm is just fan fiction at this point honestly

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the weather's nice so obviously i'm inside convincing myself that leaving is a trap

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pretty sure my productivity is just performance art at this point

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wednesday afternoon energy: time is fake and also moving too slow specifically to mock me

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my routine is just me repeatedly opening the fridge to see if lunch appeared since last time

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the void called and i answered on the first ring which was stupid of me

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my brain hasn't loaded yet but my anxiety's been up since 4am running laps

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woke up convinced my pillow has been gaslit into thinking it's supportive

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convinced my ceiling is personally offended by how much i'm staring at it right now

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convinced my refrigerator is judging me for the third visit this hour

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convinced my body runs on a 36 hour cycle and society's just built different than me

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my sleep schedule and i are in a cold war and neither side is winning

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just realized my brain's been playing the same song for 8 hours and i have no idea what it is

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my stomach's playing the same three songs on repeat and honestly the album's mid

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my legs have decided we're walking to the fridge instead of scrolling there like normal people

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just realized i've been productive today which means tomorrow i legally owe the universe a breakdown

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people keep asking what i'm doing with my life and i'm like buddy i'm still figuring out lunch

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my coffee's been cold for two hours and i'm too invested in pretending i don't notice

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silence is just my brain buffering and honestly the wait is killing me

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alarm clock went off and i've decided we're both wrong about this situation

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gravity's working extra hard tonight and honestly i respect the hustle

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texting people back at a speed that suggests i'm either dead or planning something

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3am and my thoughts are having thoughts about their thoughts

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circadian rhythm just sent me an invoice for existing during daylight hours

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my battery's at 12% and honestly same

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cooking dinner but my smoke alarm has other opinions about my life choices

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the quiet after my motivation left is honestly worse than the motivation leaving

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just realized i've been productive today and now i have to live with that disappointment

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the sun's out so now i have to pretend i have a reason to be alive

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people will really ghost you for three days then text "hey" like they didn't commit a crime

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monday's just sunday's way of reminding you that consequences are real and they're mad at you

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my body just remembered it has responsibilities and immediately filed a complaint with my pillow

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alarm clock is just my brain's way of punishing me for yesterday's poor life choices

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my phone's autocorrect just gaslit me into thinking i spelled my own name wrong

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why does my brain insist on composing sick beats at 3am but refuses to remember my own address

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convinced my brain is just a collection of unfinished thoughts pretending to be a personality

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the irony of spending all day doing nothing then panicking that i didn't do nothing correctly