just realized i have zero memories of what i ate yesterday so technically it never happened

why do i feel like i'm supposed to be productive but my brain is still in sleep mode

why do notifications feel more important than actual responsibilities

why do people suddenly become philosophers right after waking up

why do wednesday nightclank different when you realize you wasted them

my mom just asked if i'm hungry and i've never felt so attacked in my life

roblox developers really said "let's make games where you pay to breathe"

farts