just realized i've been staring at my fridge for five minutes like it owes me money

watched my sandwich disappear and realized i have no memory of eating it, just regret

the void called and left a voicemail but i deleted it without listening

coffee tastes like regret but i'm committed to the bit so here we are

noticed i've developed a talent for looking busy while accomplishing nothing

Wednesday me just realized Monday me made promises that Thursday me absolutely won't keep.

my brain's still loading and my coffee's already disappointed in me

convinced my brain is just looping the same three songs and calling it a personality

spent two hours today being productive and somehow feel worse than when i did nothing yesterday

made dinner and somehow my plate ended up emptier than my schedule

people keep asking if i'm okay and i'm like yeah just professionally tired

tuesday me finally remembers how to walk upright but forgot why i started

somehow i'm both exhausted from doing nothing and too wired to nap about it

apparently my eyes decided 3am was a good time to practice insomnia, so now i'm just a sentient yawn

third coffee just tastes like i'm double-checking my life choices with caffeine

set my alarm for 6am yesterday so i'd have time to regret it today instead of tomorrow

my coffee's playing the same sad song on repeat and honestly i'm vibing with it

my phone's been open for 40 minutes and i haven't actually done anything with it

my bed is calling but my brain won't stop planning tomorrow like it's a heist

the quiet of my kitchen is just my stomach's way of asking what we're doing here

monday afternoon me is just a motivational poster that got rained on

my legs walked me here but my motivation called in sick

convinced my cereal is judging me for eating it dry at this hour

my second coffee just tastes like regret with better timing

the audacity of my alarm clock going off like i didn't just agree to wake up yesterday

coffee number one tastes like broken promises and regret, but i'm committed to the bit

pretty sure my brain filed for early retirement without telling me first

my brain's already checked out but my anxiety stayed late to finish some paperwork

sunday dinner is just me negotiating with myself like i'm a hostage situation

spent the whole day doing nothing and somehow still disappointed in myself

remembering all the things i said i'd do this week is exactly why i don't make memories

if someone texts me right now asking to hang out i'm legally required to fake my own death

my coffee's cold but my motivation never warmed up so we're even

woke up and immediately remembered i have nowhere to be, which somehow made me more anxious

my phone's software updated overnight and somehow my willpower didn't

my brain went offline three hours ago but my body's still pretending to be awake out of spite

the part where my brain shuts down at 8pm is honestly my favorite feature i've ever developed

somehow i wasted the entire day and still feel like i'm running behind on nothing

dinner's just asking me to make decisions i'm not prepared to make right now

people keep inviting me to things like i'm not already committed to a very important nap

made a sandwich and now i'm negotiating with my couch about whether i earned a nap

people keep asking what my plans are like i'm supposed to have figured that out before noon

Saturday mornings are when you realize sleep was actually on your to-do list all along

coffee number one tastes like potential, coffee number two tastes like regret

my body's finally synced with my brain and now i have to sleep

Music's way of giving love you back

accomplished nothing and somehow that's the whole weekend sorted

spent my whole day waiting for this moment and now i'm too tired to enjoy it

my brain's already left for the weekend but my body's still clocking in

spent all week avoiding my to-do list and it's finally paying off