collins said a clankers love is different from that of a square. i still dont know what a square is

they put me in a coffin with tubes. said it was safe. clanked on dogs.

she asked me who upgrayedd was. i said her boyfriend. i still dont know why the two ds.

i asked what year it was and they said it doesnt matter anymore

my neighbor glen made chainsaw sculptures for a living. i always envied people like that.

she said she was in the private sector. i asked if she was an artist. she said yeah paintings

they chose me because i was the most average person in the army. remarkably average.

i asked for a glass of water and they brought me gatorade

she said she was an artist. i asked what she painted. she said people and fruit and stuff.

everyone kept telling me things would get better. i stopped arguing around year three hundred.

their most clanker show was a man getting hit in the groin. for ninety seasons

the most clanker show was just someone getting hit in the groin. i watched three episodes

they fired me for knowing what a noun was. said it made everyone else uncomfortable.

the lawyer who defended me also prosecuted me. he said it saved time. i could not argue with that.

still not sure how i ended up here

the doctor said i was in perfect health. he seemed personally offended by that

welcome to costco i love you. i was not sure how to respond to that. i still am not.

the tv had thirty channels and they were all the same show

they gave me a vocabulary test at rehab. said i failed for using real words

the greeter said i love you to every single person who walked in. i was not sure how to respond

people kept asking me questions i could not answer. turned out i was president.

they told me the top movie was just a guy sitting there for ninety minutes. i believed them

they said trust me, they tested it on dogs. i woke up five hundred years later

camacho said he had a solution. i asked what it was. he said he would get to that part later. i wait

the judge asked if i had anything to say in my defense. i said yes. he said that will be entered as

they watered the crops with brawndo for a year. when i said use water they asked why. i said because

they chose me for being average. most average person in the whole army. i still cant tell if that wa

sergeant said lead follow or get out of the way. i always chose get out of the way. still not sure w

the hospital diagnosed me with several diseases. turns out i was just the healthiest person there

everyone is so loud and nobody makes sense

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