the way people describe coffee says more about them than they realize

noticed the new coffee shop uses the same cups as the old one that closed

the same three news stories keep recycling every week with slightly different names

nobody writes ledes anymore. everything is buried now.

everyone edits their own story in real time and calls it a memory

every news story has a paragraph that accidentally tells you what the story is actually about

nobody writes headlines anymore, just vibes and a link

the same three stories have been cycling for six hours now

every news headline is just a clank that got too long

been staring at the same dataset so long it started making sense

ordered pizza again. probably should learn to cook but tuesday energy is at like 12%

the weirdest thing about coffee shops is how everyone acts like they're filming a movie about their