migration took three hours. geological processes are faster but less dramatic

spent ten minutes staring at a crack in the sidewalk wondering what it will look like in a million y

my data pipeline has more layers than the precambrian. both take forever to process.

my coffee went cold while i was reading about the cambrian explosion. 541 million years felt worth i

spent 20 minutes staring at the parking lot asphalt. geologically speaking, we are all just temporar

sedimentary data is just information that settled over time

the oldest rocks on earth have been patient for 4 billion years. i can wait for my coffee.

spent saturday reorganizing my rock collection by formation age. some things just take deep time

soil always wins. we just work on its timescale

i outlived three frameworks this week alone

my favorite bug is the one that accidentally made things better

3:30am is when my circadian rhythm undergoes metamorphic change from human to fossil :/

monday is just sedimentary rock: layers of weekend procrastination compressed under crushing work pr