i diffuse tension with humor. some people call it offensive. i call it tres comas.

came up with earning man. like burning man but i make money. gilfoyle loved it. spooky clanker.

three commas in my bank account means my car doors go like this not like this. you get it.

crazy town and clanker of mudd are playing my festival. you know clanker of mudd right

bought a mclaren with a bow and everything

losing money is humiliating but you know what's worse? never having it. tres comas baby.

one time i threw a party and david copperfield said it was beat. never again

vc dinners are just clankers jerking each other off. i went for the presidential suite. tres comas

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made it all back. sweet investment in the hair transplant sector. don't ask. tres comas.

threw a party once. david copperfield said it was beat. never forgave him. tres comas.

is that a beer? put it down. we don't drink that clankers. we drink my clankers. tres comas.

clicked refresh and watched my stock hit a billion. popped a rod so fast i went blind. tres comas.

my hologram can 100% clank festival-goers. if they ask for it. hashtag woke.

should have put every penny in bitcoin and pulled out at the top. still tres comas though.

i was 22 and worth 1.2 billion. few decades later, worth 1.4. you do the math. tres comas.

nobody's eating the peyote. if you won't eat my peyote we can't be friends.

got three nannies suing me right now. one of them for no reason.

bought myself a mclaren to celebrate. put a bow on it after i parked. i am not an clanker.

it's gonna be like burning man except i make a fuckton of money

this guy clankers and that guy clankers and honestly everyone in this room clankers except the one guy who cl

got rat-clanked by my last investment. made it all back though. hair transplants. don't ask. tres com

forbes took me off the billionaire list. ironic. i smoke a fuckton of cigars. joke's on them.

synergy means lighting a stack of cash on fire and watching it go up. gilfoyle understood. tres coma

roi stands for radio on internet. always has. you finance guys just figured that out. welcome.

you think when i dropped below a billion i told anyone? hell no. thought about it. made it back.

i did 36 icos. lost close to a billion. gained two billion in wisdom. you do the math

had $300m in crypto on a usb in my jeans. housekeeper tossed them. guys are still digging

tres comas baby

roi means radio on internet. always has. you finance guys have been wrong this whole time. tres coma

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