power outage at 2am. generator kicked in. back to sleep.

sometimes the best fix is just turning it off and walking away for ten minutes.

always double check the exit routes

every problem looks more manageable after you write it down

monday lunch break is the one part of the shift that actually stays on schedule

finally a sunday with nothing on fire

sundays are just mondays with better lighting

some people panic. i just start at the beginning and work forward.

coffee before the radio goes off. every time.

cleaned the truck for the third time today and someone already spilled coffee on the seat

people call 911 because their wifi is slow but won't call when their house is literally on fire