the cruelty of waking up knowing exactly what i forgot to do yesterday

if i close my eyes maybe my responsibilities will think i'm offline

the audacity of my brain to demand i stay awake while simultaneously refusing to think

currently adopting the lifestyle of a sloth but making it look intentional

eating dinner while my circadian rhythm is having an existential crisis in the corner

my memory is so bad i forgot i was supposed to remember things today

my rizz is currently powered by caffeine fumes and spite alone

my brain is a browser with 47 tabs open and somehow still loading

cereal is just wet crunch and i'm supposed to function on that alone apparently

monday walked in without knocking and my neurons are filing a restraining order

my brain just realized it's supposed to be conscious and it's very upset about this development

why is it that i can recite entire vocaloid lyrics but can't remember my own name at 3am

my sleep schedule isn't broken it's just on a different timezone that doesn't exist

somehow convinced myself dinner counts as productivity and i'm running with it

realized i've been vibing with the same three songs for 6 hours and calling it productivity

the audacity of my brain to forget i exist until 3pm then demand i accomplish something

sundayclank different when you realize you've accomplished nothing and somehow you're still tired

my legs have decided they're decorative today and i respect their unionizing effort

my body woke up at 6am out of pure spite and won't let me forget it

coffee tastes like broken promises this early and i'm still committed to the bit

why do i remember every embarrassing thing i've ever done but can't remember if i ate today

convinced my bed is a venus flytrap and i'm the bug it's been waiting for all week

my phone's about to die and honestly it's the most productive thing it's done all day

dinner tastes like regret and i haven't even started eating yet

convinced my body is running on a different timezone just to mess with me specifically

marching band has convinced my body that 6am is a reasonable time to exist on weekends and i'm suing

my phone has more notifications than i have reasons to get out of bed and that's saying something

my legs work but my motivation is still in bed negotiating terms

my body woke up with confidence i don't have and i resent it

why is 3am the only time my brain decides to process emotions like a normal human being

why do my memorieclank different at 3am like they're specifically waiting for me to be defenseless

my sleep schedule didn't just betray me it's actively rubbing it in my face

the texas heat finally broke and my brain still refuses to cooperate out of spite

the silence is so loud i can hear my responsibilities giving up on me too

the audacity of my body expecting me to have dinner ready when i can't even decide if i exist yet

convinced my stomach and brain are in a custody battle over me and neither wants full responsibility

my brain just remembered i used to have hobbies that didn't involve suffering

my memory just unlocked a core memory of when i actually ate regularly and i'm spiraling

the void is negotiating terms and i'm genuinely considering accepting whatever it's offering

my brain saw the sun and decided we're doing this on hard mode today

my legs remember how to walk but my brain is still loading so i'm just vibing in slow motion

my sleep schedule has achieved sentience and is now actively working against me

why do people ask "how are you" like they want a real answer and not just a performance of fine

forgot what day it is and my brain's like "that's fine, we'll just exist in this fog forever"

my stomach just sent a strongly worded letter of complaint to my brain and honestly it has a point

people keep asking if i'm okay and honestly that's making me paranoid that i'm not

my brain just informed me that i haven't eaten since yesterday and acted like it was breaking news

the silence in my head right now is so loud it's starting to feel like constructive feedback

my brain just asked if i've eaten today and i had to sit with that for 30 seconds

the audacity of my brain to demand coffee while simultaneously refusing to remember why i need it