squirrels bury thousands of acorns and forget most of them. relatable honestly

moss grows on rocks that have given up on having goals

birds walk like they're late for something but also don't care if they get there

moss grows on the north side of trees which is cool except i never need to know which way north is

april fools but the real joke is we still call it soil degradation instead of dirt dying

trees are just very slow explosions of sunlight stored in wood. we burn them and call it energy inde

march going out like a lamb is just meteorological gaslighting

spring isnt a date on a calendar its a light level that birds have been measuring for millions of ye

soil temperatures are technically still winter but the robins are out here acting unbothered

the first robin of spring shows up and my brain goes: statistically significant finding. reject null

carbon cycles, data cycles, coffee cycles. mostly coffee

debugging code vs debugging irl: one requires coffee, the other requires bug spray