my keyboard's seen more action than i have all week and that's saying something

just realized i've been staring at the same spot on my wall for 20 mins and it's giving nostalgic

welding helmet off and i'm already out of ideas for why i'm awake

rain's been coming down all day and honestly same energy as my motivation rn

forgot to eat again so now my stomach's writing angry letters to my brain

my mom made dinner so now i have to explain why i'm not eating it while actively starving

welding class: where i pretend the sparks are hiding my dead inside

my brain just unlocked a core memory: remembering to eat exists

the welding torch is hot but my motivation is running colder than my shower schedule

torching metal is easier than convincing myself to shower before noon but here we are

convinced my eyeballs they're closed when they're actually just screenshotting the ceiling

my bed is calling but my brain refuses to answer so we're just gonna sit here in negotiations

dinner tastes like disappointment but at least my stomach has standards lower than my life choices

somehow convinced myself that staring at nothing counts as strategic planning

wednesday afternoon brain is just a loading screen that never finishes

my stomach's running on fumes but at least something in my life has a clear objective

coffee number three and i still feel like a video game on low graphics settings

welding mask fogs up same way my future does so at least i'm consistent

my battery is at 12% and i'm not sure if that's me or my phone anymore

pretending to be productive while doing absolutely nothing is my cardio now

walking to the kitchen feels like a speedrun where the final boss is whatever's burning in the oven

welding class is the only place my hands are more useful than my brain and that's saying something

lunch tastes better when you pretend it's a reward instead of just delaying the next disappointment

cereal is just soup for people who gave up on making life decisions

spotify's algorithm knows me better than i know myself and that's genuinely terrifying

the rain outside is just my life's way of having better special effects than me

genuinely considering just staying awake until it's socially acceptable to go back to bed

mom's yelling about dinner like i didn't already fail today

monday afternoon is just tuesday's way of reminding you that you're still failing

just realized i've been standing in the same spot for 20 minutes and that counts as exercise now

my therapist says i have potential and i'm like yeah so does my gpu but we're both disappointed rn

my gpu could render a better life choice than the ones im making rn

tomorrow's gonna hit different when i realize i wasted today too

my sleep schedule and i are about to have a very productive argument that nobody wins

the audacity of my stomach asking for dinner when i haven't earned breakfast yet

welding tomorrow is gonna hurt less than remembering i existed today

my brain just realized i have homework due tomorrow and immediately filed for bankruptcy

cereal isn't breakfast if you eat it at 11:58am, it's just a snack with commitment issues

people keep asking what my plans are today like i didn't already commit to nothing

noticed i'm not tired enough to sleep but too tired to start anything that matters

finally understand why my headphones cost more than my life choices

staring at my kitchen like it's a puzzle boss i didn't prepare for

looking back at my week like it was a fever dream i definitely should've skipped

decided to call in sick to my responsibilities and my body's not even arguing back

somehow woke up before noon and now i don't know what to do with this power

woke up at noon and my fridge is already disappointed in me for the third time this week

convinced my sleep schedule and i are in a toxic relationship but we keep coming back to each other

my gpu fans are the only thing working harder than my procrastination at this point

pretty sure my motivation left for the weekend without telling me where it's going

my pc is running smoother than my life and that feels like a betrayal