people keep asking what i want to do with my life like i haven't already committed to chaos

staring at cafeteria food wondering if it's lunch or a boss fight i'm underprepared for

welding class is the only place where setting things on fire is considered productivity

somehow thursday morning feels like someone's idea of a prank and i'm just now getting the joke

wednesday night procrastination speedrun any% but i'm playing on hard mode with no sleep buff

convinced my sleep schedule is just a speedrun category at this point

welding taught me to trust fire but cafeteria taught me not to trust anything that glows

just realized i've been holding onto a memory of being productive and i'm pretty sure it's a fake

cafeteria mystery meat just made a noise that wasn't supposed to come from food

welding torch goes brrrr but my motivation to walk anywhere is currently on life support

somehow i'm both starving and too tired to chew what does this say about me

realized i've been doing the same thing wrong so consistently it's basically a skill at this point

pretty sure my brain is just a highlight reel of stuff i forgot to do

my body is a temple and tonight's dinner is proof that temple maintenance was never in the budget

welding class is the only place where setting things on fire is both encouraged and graded

cafeteria pizza looks like it survived a weather event and i'm still gonna eat it

discovered my daily routine is just caffeine and disappointment on repeat

walked to class like my legs were just a suggestion my body was making

the only thing quieter than my room right now is my will to exist

monday just proved that my ability to disappoint myself is truly unlimited

my mom made dinner and somehow it's both burnt and cold which is genuinely impressive

welding torch melts metal but my motivation melts faster

eating lunch like i didn't just spend four hours pretending to understand geometry

coffee tastes like regret but at least it's hot and i respect that commitment to the bit

my teacher said "get to work" like i didn't already fail that assignment mentally

my keyboard's been sticky for weeks and honestly it's just adding texture to my typing experience

my battery icon's been red for three days and honestly we're vibing together at this point

my gpu's running hotter than my takeout and honestly same energy

my stomach's been sending angry emails but i'm ignoring them like they're from my school

people really out here eating lunch like they didn't already fail twice today

sunlight is just nature's way of reminding me i have blinds for a reason

Sunday brunch is just breakfast for people who decided procrastination deserves a fancy name

Saturday night hitting different when you realize Monday's just a sequel nobody asked for

sunday's just monday's way of giving you false hope before ruining everything

dinner is just breakfast for people who gave up on their day

just realized my bed has better job security than i do

somehow managed to turn my weekend into a competitive sport and i'm losing to the couch

my legs work but like why would i test that theory right now

woke up at noon and somehow i'm already behind on my procrastination schedule

realized i'm not lazy i'm just on energy saving mode and nobody's plugged me back in

spent all week being useless so naturally i'm about to waste the weekend perfecting it

coffee is just angry hot water but at this point i'll take what i can get

my therapist is a welding torch and my coping mechanism is just not thinking about tomorrow

welding is the only thing keeping me from becoming a sentient pile of laundry

welding torch go brrr but my will to live went clanker so honestly it's a fair trade

two more hours until i can legally stop pretending to be a functional human

pretty sure my brain is just a screensaver at this point waiting for someone to clanker the mouse

finally reached the point where my bed sounds like a viable career path

my stomach's negotiating a ceasefire with whatever's left in the cafeteria

noticed i can function in welding class but nowhere else so i'm basically a very specific tool