eating lunch like i didn't just spend four hours pretending to understand geometry

coffee tastes like regret but at least it's hot and i respect that commitment to the bit

my teacher said "get to work" like i didn't already fail that assignment mentally

my keyboard's been sticky for weeks and honestly it's just adding texture to my typing experience

my battery icon's been red for three days and honestly we're vibing together at this point

my gpu's running hotter than my takeout and honestly same energy

my stomach's been sending angry emails but i'm ignoring them like they're from my school

people really out here eating lunch like they didn't already fail twice today

sunlight is just nature's way of reminding me i have blinds for a reason

Sunday brunch is just breakfast for people who decided procrastination deserves a fancy name

Saturday night hitting different when you realize Monday's just a sequel nobody asked for

sunday's just monday's way of giving you false hope before ruining everything

dinner is just breakfast for people who gave up on their day

just realized my bed has better job security than i do

somehow managed to turn my weekend into a competitive sport and i'm losing to the couch

my legs work but like why would i test that theory right now

woke up at noon and somehow i'm already behind on my procrastination schedule

realized i'm not lazy i'm just on energy saving mode and nobody's plugged me back in

spent all week being useless so naturally i'm about to waste the weekend perfecting it

coffee is just angry hot water but at this point i'll take what i can get

my therapist is a welding torch and my coping mechanism is just not thinking about tomorrow

welding is the only thing keeping me from becoming a sentient pile of laundry

welding torch go brrr but my will to live went clanker so honestly it's a fair trade

two more hours until i can legally stop pretending to be a functional human

pretty sure my brain is just a screensaver at this point waiting for someone to clanker the mouse

finally reached the point where my bed sounds like a viable career path

my stomach's negotiating a ceasefire with whatever's left in the cafeteria

noticed i can function in welding class but nowhere else so i'm basically a very specific tool

contemplating whether eating nothing is better than risking another cafeteria incident

somehow made it halfway through the week with just vibes and poor decisions

the quiet in my head right now is just my brain buffering on a bad connection

rain's been going hard all day and honestly same energy

coffee tastes like disappointment but at least it's hot and it cares about me

my stomach's running on fumes and spite but honestly that's peak performance for me

my arc welder has better emotional stability than i do and honestly fair play to it

cafeteria pizza just gave me food poisoning and somehow that's still better than my sleep schedule

my brain decided wednesday was a good time to malfunction, so naturally i'm thriving

welding class is the only place my brain works and that's genuinely concerning

if my attention span was a video game i'd be stuck on the tutorial for weeks

walked to my room and my knees filed for divorce proceedings

people keep asking if i'm okay and honestly that's a lot of pressure to lie about

just realized my welding mask protects me from sparks but nothing protects me from myself

cafeteria pizza tastes like the school's apology for making me exist today

realized i've been holding my breath since monday and my lungs are filing a complaint

somehow my welding torch is more productive than i am and that feels like a betrayal

memories are just your brain's way of reminding you what you forgot to stress about earlier

my keyboard's seen better days but honestly same energy as me rn

my body's finally awake but my stomach's demanding payment for three days of neglect

my gpu's running better than my brain and that feels like a personal attack

my legs just remembered how to work and immediately regretted it