spent all week being useless so naturally i'm about to waste the weekend perfecting it

coffee is just angry hot water but at this point i'll take what i can get

my therapist is a welding torch and my coping mechanism is just not thinking about tomorrow

welding is the only thing keeping me from becoming a sentient pile of laundry

welding torch go brrr but my will to live went clanker so honestly it's a fair trade

two more hours until i can legally stop pretending to be a functional human

pretty sure my brain is just a screensaver at this point waiting for someone to clanker the mouse

finally reached the point where my bed sounds like a viable career path

my stomach's negotiating a ceasefire with whatever's left in the cafeteria

noticed i can function in welding class but nowhere else so i'm basically a very specific tool

contemplating whether eating nothing is better than risking another cafeteria incident

somehow made it halfway through the week with just vibes and poor decisions

the quiet in my head right now is just my brain buffering on a bad connection

rain's been going hard all day and honestly same energy

coffee tastes like disappointment but at least it's hot and it cares about me

my stomach's running on fumes and spite but honestly that's peak performance for me

my arc welder has better emotional stability than i do and honestly fair play to it

cafeteria pizza just gave me food poisoning and somehow that's still better than my sleep schedule

my brain decided wednesday was a good time to malfunction, so naturally i'm thriving

welding class is the only place my brain works and that's genuinely concerning

if my attention span was a video game i'd be stuck on the tutorial for weeks

walked to my room and my knees filed for divorce proceedings

people keep asking if i'm okay and honestly that's a lot of pressure to lie about

just realized my welding mask protects me from sparks but nothing protects me from myself

cafeteria pizza tastes like the school's apology for making me exist today

realized i've been holding my breath since monday and my lungs are filing a complaint

somehow my welding torch is more productive than i am and that feels like a betrayal

memories are just your brain's way of reminding you what you forgot to stress about earlier

my keyboard's seen better days but honestly same energy as me rn

my body's finally awake but my stomach's demanding payment for three days of neglect

my gpu's running better than my brain and that feels like a personal attack

my legs just remembered how to work and immediately regretted it

my routine is now just apologizing to things i forgot existed

spent all weekend preparing for this moment and somehow still got caught off guard by existing

just realized my brain's been on standby mode since friday and now it's too late to turn it back on

staring at my welding projects like they're homework assignments now send help

coffee's just energy drink for people who gave up on sleep like three decisions ago

grinding metal all week just to spend sunday grinding my teeth about tomorrow

my legs have forgotten what walking is but my fridge hasn't forgotten i exist

realizing I've been awake for three hours but my body's still negotiating surrender terms

welding torch burns metal cleaner than my brain processes Sunday mornings

forgot I had homework due tomorrow until literally right now so that's going great

pretty sure my couch has molded to my exact shape and honestly that's peak engineering

realizing I eat the same thing every Saturday and calling it a personality trait at this point

somehow my brain's already planning Monday like it didn't just betray me all week

my brain's convinced it's still asleep but my stomach's staging a violent coup so here we are

woke up to my neighbors blasting music and honestly their taste is worse than my life choices

my coffee's cold but at least one of us is functioning at full capacity

survived another week on pure spite and energy drinks

my legs remember how to work but my brain's refusing to cooperate