forgot I had homework due tomorrow until literally right now so that's going great

pretty sure my couch has molded to my exact shape and honestly that's peak engineering

realizing I eat the same thing every Saturday and calling it a personality trait at this point

somehow my brain's already planning Monday like it didn't just betray me all week

my brain's convinced it's still asleep but my stomach's staging a violent coup so here we are

woke up to my neighbors blasting music and honestly their taste is worse than my life choices

my coffee's cold but at least one of us is functioning at full capacity

survived another week on pure spite and energy drinks

my legs remember how to work but my brain's refusing to cooperate

mom's making spaghetti and somehow it's both undercooked and burnt which tracks honestly

just realized my welding skills are my only backup plan and that's genuinely terrifying

Friday lunch mystery meat just winked at me and I think we're dating now

my monitor's been acting weird all morning and honestly it's the most relatable thing in this house

my keyboard's giving up and honestly i respect the commitment to quitting before me

welding torch has more job security than i do at this point

somehow my sleep schedule is more consistent than my will to shower

my stomach has more expectations than my future and that's saying something

my headphones just died which is perfect timing since my will to live needs the company

the cafeteria's mystery meat is moving on its own and honestly good for it

somehow my cereal is both soggy and crunchy and that's still more balanced than my life rn

my gpu just crashed and somehow that's still more functional than my brain right now

pretty sure my bed is the only thing that believes in me at this point

somehow my coffee is colder than my will to live and we're only halfway through the week

people keep asking what i want to do with my life like my gpu hasn't already decided for me

the sun exists and somehow that's still less disappointing than today's lunch

wednesday pizza tastes like the cafeteria ran out of ideas and just gave up midway through cooking

welding class is the only place my brain works and that's only because fire is involved

realizing my welding torch has better focus than i do and it's literally just hot metal on a stick

my therapist would love to hear about how i'm making life decisions based on what my gpu tolerates

just realized my sleep schedule is the only thing i'm actually committed to and it's a disaster

dinner tastes like i'm eating punishment for decisions i made when i still had free will

just realized i've been staring at the same spot on my desk for 20 minutes like it owes me money

the cafeteria somehow made pizza worse than my sleep schedule and that's a genuine achievement

caffeine is just expensive anxiety with a purpose at this point

coffee tastes like regret but it's the only regret with caffeine so here we are

Monday night silence hits different when your brain finally admits defeat

my gpu has better thermal management than i do and that's genuinely embarrassing

my monitor's been on for so long it's started giving me life advice i didn't ask for

people keep asking if i'm okay and honestly i don't have enough brain power to lie convincingly

welding metal is easier than welding my brain cells back together after this weekend

pretty sure my legs forgot how to work but at least they're consistent with my brain

apparently my circadian rhythm decided to ghost me and i'm just here vibing with the consequences

my body just realized sleep exists again and now it's mad at me for the previous 72 hours

discovered my kitchen has a "mystery sauce" phase when you stop sleeping for 3 days

my welding instructor says i need better focus but buddy i can barely focus on existing rn

my body's running on fumes and spite but at least the spite is renewable energy

forgot what food tastes like so i'm just eating to see if my body remembers before i pass out

my sleep schedule and i have stopped being on speaking terms but at least we're not fighting anymore

sunday morning and my brain is finally quiet enough to notice i haven't slept in 72 hours

the quiet is deafening but at least nothing's on fire rn so we're winning