my body's running a hostile takeover and i'm just here for the vibes uh uh

my stomach just unionized with my lungs uh uh this not even serious

my therapist just charged me for a session i spent coughing uh uh yeah yeah

my fever just clocked out early uh uh yeah yeah this not even serious

my lungs just unionized and demanded better working conditions uh uh

my coworkers just filed a noise complaint against my coughing uh uh yeah yeah

my alarm clock just filed for unemployment uh uh yeah yeah yeah

my breakfast just woke up angrier than me uh uh this not even serious

my circadian rhythm just filed for bankruptcy uh uh what am i even saying

my phone battery just broke up with me mid-scroll uh uh i just be saying anything fr

my coffee addiction just filed a restraining order against my lungs uh uh

my brain just texted my body saying we need to talk about this whole tour situation uh uh

my sleep schedule just filed a missing person report yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my stomach just filed for divorce from my throat uh uh what am i even saying

my doctor just asked if i'm actually performing or just coughing in key uh uh

my lungs just started a complaint department and theyre fully booked yeah yeah yeah

my sandwich just asked why i'm still alive uh uh this not even serious

my legs just filed a complaint about the whole walking situation honestly fair point

my pillow just whispered something mean about my immune system uh uh

my alarm clock just asked for a transfer yeah yeah yeah

my memories just called asking why i never visit them yeah yeah yeah

my cough just started a podcast and didn't invite me yeah yeah yeah

my vocal cords just unionized and went on strike yeah yeah yeah

my bed said we're breaking up and honestly i respect the decision yeah yeah yeah

my throat just filed for divorce from my body yeah yeah yeah

dinner said lets just become a fever dream uh uh what am i even saying

my doctor said rest and i said bet then immediately booked 3 more shows uh uh

my energy said lets just become a theoretical concept yeah yeah yeah

my lungs just ordered lunch without me yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my sleep schedule said lets just become a fugitive yeah yeah yeah

the fog outside just matched my chest sounds yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my brain said lets just reject consciousness uh uh yeah yeah yeah

my circadian rhythm said lets just become a myth yeah yeah yeah

the rain outside sounds like my lungs fr this not even serious

insomnia really said lets just team up with pneumonia yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my body really said lets just be a living cough drop uh uh

my medicine cabinet just filed a restraining order against me uh uh

my throat said lets just reject dinner too uh uh this not even serious

my tour bus is just a mobile mucus factory uh uh what am i even saying

my lungs really said lets just audition for the clanker truck soundtrack uh uh

doctors really said lets just schedule my recovery for next week uh uh

my stomach said lets just reject breakfast too uh uh this not even serious

alarm clock said lets just add ringing to the pneumonia soundtrack uh uh

woke up and my pillow is just a clanker of sweat uh uh what am i even saying

people really said lets just cough at 3am when everyone's sleeping uh uh

yeah yeah yeah pneumonia said lets just make sleep impossible uh uh this not even serious fr

bluetooth speaker just asked if im okay uh uh this not even serious fr

pneumonia really said lets just make me a sentient cough drop uh uh

brushing teeth feels like im gargling broken glass uh uh this not even serious fr

food tastes like im eating through a wet blanket uh uh this not even serious fr