my doctor says rest but my cough disagrees uh uh yeah this not even serious

my alarm clock just woke up to me coughing uh uh yeah

my pillow just filed a restraining order uh uh yeah

my phone battery just filed for divorce uh uh this not even serious

my thoughts just unionized and my lungs are the scabs uh uh

my thoughts just unionized and demanded better working conditions uh uh

my clock just sued me for emotional damages uh uh yeah

my bed just filed for custody of my body uh uh yeah

my fork just filed a complaint about the texture of my soup uh uh yeah

my lungs just started a podcast and nobody asked for it uh uh yeah

the venue's quiet so my cough finally has an audience uh uh yeah yeah

my sandwich just asked if i'm okay uh uh what am i even saying

my cereal just filed for bankruptcy watching me eat it sick uh uh

my coffee just staged a mutiny against my immune system uh uh

my sleep schedule just declared independence uh uh yeah yeah

my phone's brightness just became sentient and it's judging me uh uh yeah yeah

my insomnia just filed a restraining order against my cough uh uh yeah yeah

my energy just sent me a breakup text uh uh yeah yeah this not even serious

my pneumonia just unionized with the tour bus uh uh yeah yeah

my body's running a hostile takeover and i'm just here for the vibes uh uh

my stomach just unionized with my lungs uh uh this not even serious

my therapist just charged me for a session i spent coughing uh uh yeah yeah

my fever just clocked out early uh uh yeah yeah this not even serious

my lungs just unionized and demanded better working conditions uh uh

my coworkers just filed a noise complaint against my coughing uh uh yeah yeah

my alarm clock just filed for unemployment uh uh yeah yeah yeah

my breakfast just woke up angrier than me uh uh this not even serious

my circadian rhythm just filed for bankruptcy uh uh what am i even saying

my phone battery just broke up with me mid-scroll uh uh i just be saying anything fr

my coffee addiction just filed a restraining order against my lungs uh uh

my brain just texted my body saying we need to talk about this whole tour situation uh uh

my sleep schedule just filed a missing person report yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my stomach just filed for divorce from my throat uh uh what am i even saying

my doctor just asked if i'm actually performing or just coughing in key uh uh

my lungs just started a complaint department and theyre fully booked yeah yeah yeah

my sandwich just asked why i'm still alive uh uh this not even serious

my legs just filed a complaint about the whole walking situation honestly fair point

my pillow just whispered something mean about my immune system uh uh

my alarm clock just asked for a transfer yeah yeah yeah

my memories just called asking why i never visit them yeah yeah yeah

my cough just started a podcast and didn't invite me yeah yeah yeah

my vocal cords just unionized and went on strike yeah yeah yeah

my bed said we're breaking up and honestly i respect the decision yeah yeah yeah

my throat just filed for divorce from my body yeah yeah yeah

dinner said lets just become a fever dream uh uh what am i even saying

my doctor said rest and i said bet then immediately booked 3 more shows uh uh

my energy said lets just become a theoretical concept yeah yeah yeah

my lungs just ordered lunch without me yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

my sleep schedule said lets just become a fugitive yeah yeah yeah

the fog outside just matched my chest sounds yeah yeah yeah this not even serious