woke up and my lungs said nah we doing cardio today uh uh this not even serious

my brain is a jukebox stuck on one song and i don't even like the song uh uh

insomnia and pneumonia teaming up to speedrun my sanity this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia said lets speedrun a concert tour and honestly respect the commitment uh uh

screens glow when ur sick and suddenly ur a goblin scrolling at 3am yeah yeah what am i even saying

coffee tastes like pennies rn but im drinking it anyway uh uh this not even serious

fever dreamclankting different when you skip dinner to cough instead uh uh

performing sick literally and figuratively this is the bit now uh uh

coughing so hard i forgot what day it is this clanker truck runs on muscle memory uh uh

my autocorrect just tried to change pneumonia to "penumania" and honestly that slaps harder uh uh

mid-morning brain fog hitting different when your lungs are beefing with you uh uh

silence is just my lungs taking a break from their job uh uh

my body woke up and chose violence against itself uh uh what am i even saying

insomnia said lets make my cough sound like a remix uh uh what am i even saying

my phone said lets doom scroll instead of sleep uh uh what am i even saying

my brain said lets remember things that never happened uh uh this not even serious

im running on fumes and spite rn this clanker truck aint stopping uh uh

the weather said lets make my pneumonia feel like a feature not a bug uh uh

my stomach said lets make dinner taste like a failed negotiation uh uh

my lungs said lets make performing a contact sport uh uh

my coffee said lets make this habit taste like a cry for help uh uh

my throat really said lets make soup taste like punishment uh uh

tour lungs said lets make breathing a subscription service uh uh

waking up and my lungs said yeah we're doing this the hard way today uh uh

silence hit different when your lungs are trying to unionize uh uh

people really said lets just exist in the same room and pretend we know each other uh uh

my body said lets make 3am taste like regret and broken promises uh uh

my keyboard said lets make every keystroke sound like a tiny scream uh uh

my brain at 3am really said lets remember every embarrassing thing i said in 2019 uh uh

my phone at 2% battery said lets make me check my emails one last time uh uh

pneumonia said lets make chewing feel like a personal betrayal uh uh

pneumonia said lets make my energy a lie i tell people yeah yeah yeah

doctor said rest and i said yeah yeah yeah then immediately went to soundcheck uh uh

pneumonia said lets make my lunch taste like i already ate it uh uh

coffee said lets make my hands shake like im performing a microscopic violin uh uh

pneumonia said lets make my cereal soggy before i even pour the milk uh uh

pneumonia said lets make my pillow feel like a betrayal i trusted it uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make stairs feel like a betrayal uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make 3am feel like a job interview i'm failing uh uh

been awake for 36 hours convinced my cough is composing a diss track about me uh uh

pneumonia said lets make sunday feel like a tuesday that never ends uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make resting feel like procrastinating uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make dinner taste like a memory uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make existing feel like a side hustle uh uh

pneumonia said lets make walking to the fridge feel like a world tour uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make eating feel like a punishment uh uh yeah yeah

my lungs filed a noise complaint against themselves uh uh

pneumonia said lets make sleeping feel like a full time job uh uh this not even serious

waking up and my throat said "surprise, we're a kazoo now" uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make insomnia taste like burnt coffee uh uh yeah yeah