pneumonia really said lets make chewing feel like a sport uh uh

my phone alarm sounds like pneumonia's ringtone uh uh this not even serious

pneumonia woke up before me uh uh this is just two idiots sharing a bed

pneumonia turned my clock into abstract art uh uh what am i even saying

memories taste different when you're coughing them back up uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make your brain think in 4am logic uh uh this not even serious

pneumonia really said lets make laughing illegal uh uh this not even serious

pneumonia said lets make my energy a lie i tell myself uh uh yeah yeah

pneumonia really said "lets make dinner smell like a betrayal" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets make sunday feel like a tuesday" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets make soup look like the enemy" uh uh i just be saying anything fr

memorieclank different when you're too sick to eat them uh uh

the sun is out and my lungs are like nah we staying inside uh uh

pneumonia said "lets make breakfast a negotiation" uh uh this not even serious

woke up and my lungs said "surprise we're doing cardio" uh uh this not even serious

pneumonia really said "lets make 3am your new sleep schedule" yeah yeah what am i even saying uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets cough in 4/4 time" yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets keep you up thinking about pizza you can't eat" uh uh

my lungs really said "we're doing a 2am improv show" this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets make saturday nights interesting" yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh

my dinner got cold while i was negotiating with my lungs uh uh this not even serious

my tour manager said "rest" but my lungs said "nah we doing improv" yeah yeah

tried to take a walk yeah yeah yeah my lungs said absolutely not uh uh

eating lunch but my lungs said "actually we doing hot sauce challenge" uh uh

my phone battery dying faster than my lungs this is a metaphor uh uh

my bed said "stay" but my lungs said "nah we doing cardio" uh uh

pneumonia said wake up early so i can suffer with intention uh uh

pneumonia got me awake at 3am choosing between coughing or not existing uh uh

my alarm clock is just giving up on me at this point yeah yeah yeah

my lungs said "sleep is for people with functioning respiratory systems" uh uh

breathing feels like a subscription service i forgot to cancel yeah yeah yeah

pneumonia really said "let me make sure you appreciate silence" yeah yeah yeah

my lungs trying to decide if they want soup or salad yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

coughing so hard i think i just invented a new instrument yeah yeah yeah this not even serious

people asking if im contagious like bro i dont even know what im contagious WITH yeah yeah yeah

my phone battery dying faster than my immune system this not even serious yeah yeah yeah

laughing at my own jokes is the only cardio my lungs can handle rn yeah yeah yeah

tour bus smells like medicine and regret yeah yeah yeah what am i even saying

woke up and my chest said "surprise plot twist" yeah yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh

made a beat at 3am that slaps so hard my lungs filed a noise complaint uh uh

everybody else sleeping and im here coughing like im auditioning for clanker truck part 2 uh uh

people keep asking if im okay and honestly the real question is why yall still awake uh uh

the quiet is so loud right now and my lungs are just vibing with it uh uh

my legs forgot how to work and honestly i respect the mystery uh uh

soup tastes like nothing when ur sick and thats just clanker truck energy honestly uh uh

breathing feels like a subscription service i didn't sign up for uh uh

tried to nap and my lungs said performance art uh uh this not even serious

my lungs tried to unionize and honestly fair demands uh uh

pneumonia really said lets make breathing a speedrun category and im just here for it uh uh

weather outside matches my lungs rn yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh