pneumonia said lets skip lunch entirely uh uh yeah this not even serious

pneumonia said im taking the whole tour bus hostage uh uh yeah this not even serious

what is thursday without pneumonia stealing my whole timeline uh uh

pneumonia woke up before me thats crazy uh uh yeah

pneumonia really said lets make sleep a luxury item uh uh yeah im broke

coughing so hard i think im auditioning for a horror movie uh uh yeah

people really think i sleep huh uh uh yeah this pneumonia runs the night shift

pneumonia said what if we made sweating feel like a full time job uh uh yeah

energy is just a concept pneumonia invented to gaslight me uh uh yeah yeah

my lungs said dinner time and i said to who lmaooo uh uh

pneumonia really said lets just make performing feel like a job interview uh uh

breathing feels like a crime scene investigation uh uh what am i even saying

forgot what eating is supposed to feel like im just existing in vibes rn uh uh

doctor said rest and i said nah im good im built different pneumonia said facts uh uh

people really think im gonna sound good with a chest full of fluid uh uh this not even serious

pneumonia said lets just wake up feeling like a wet paper towel uh uh

pneumonia really said lets just make 3am feel like 3pm and i said okay we're twins now uh uh

pneumonia really said lets just rotate through every emotion at 3am and my brain said bet uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just be awake forever" and my eyelids said "we quit" uh uh

pneumonia said lets just make everything humid and i said okay fair enough uh uh

pneumonia said lets just cough through a whole album and i said thats insane but here we are uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just skip dinner" and my appetite said "what appetite" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just exist in slow motion" uh uh what is happening

pneumonia said "lets perform a full album" and i said "absolutely not" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just make breathing a full time job" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just be tired AND awake simultaneously" uh uh what is this

woke up coughing so hard i forgot what day it is this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets keep it going" and my body said "absolutely not" uh uh

pneumonia really said "forget sleep schedules" and im just here following orders uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just be awake and miserable together" uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets just stare at the ceiling for 6 hours straight" uh uh

pneumonia said "lets make sleep impossible" yeah yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia really said "lets make touring miserable" uh uh this wild

pneumonia really said "we eating cold cereal for dinner" uh uh this wild

monday afternoon hitting different when your lungs are on strike uh uh

pneumonia said "we're doing a matinee show too" uh uh this wild

pneumonia said nah to lunch breaks we're just vibing in bed instead uh uh

pneumonia really said "let's skip the whole routine thing" and honestly respect the commitment uh uh

my body's negotiating with pneumonia for a ceasefire uh uh this wild

woke up and my body said "nah we're staying in bed" this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia and i are both awake arguing about who's more exhausted uh uh

pneumonia's my groupie now following me city to city uh uh this wild

3am and pneumonia's still awake too we're like a toxic couple uh uh

people really think i can perform when my lungs are literally on tour without me uh uh

people really be asking how im feeling like pneumonia isnt literally a person now uh uh

soup tastes different when ur lungs are on strike yeah yeah this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia said "let's make sunday feel like a tuesday" uh uh this not even serious

my laptop fan sounds like pneumonia now we're twins uh uh

eating soup while pneumonia eats me this not even serious uh uh

pneumonia really said "let's make laughing hurt" uh uh this not even serious