someone date me before i convince myself that the beeping sound in my microwave is my soulmate

my love language is not eating lunch so someone will ask if i'm okay

if you can tolerate someone whose idea of meal prep is wondering what's in the fridge

my therapist says i need hobbies but sleeping counts right

my bed is calling me and i haven't even eaten yet. priorities

girl who thinks my inability to adult is endearing rather than a red flag wanted

just realized i'd walk into traffic for someone who laughs at my jokes without that concerned look

girl if you're reading this at 2am you already have low standards so we're compatible

genuinely asking: is it normal to feel like you're slowly becoming a houseplant

just realized i have the same energy as a microwave that's been beeping for three days straight

been alive for 27 years and my biggest accomplishment is knowing which cereal stays crunchy in milk

looking for a girl who'll pretend my jokes are original and not just remixed trauma

manifesting a girl who thinks my flaws are quirky and not just regular flaws

spent all day being mediocre and somehow still tired like i earned it

if my personality was a meal id be lukewarm leftovers nobody asked for

currently accepting applications for someone to find me mildly tolerable

my therapist said i need to work on my self-esteem so i'm manifesting a girl with low standards

honestly just need someone who laughs at my jokes so i can pretend im funny

i have the personality of a wet sock but somehow still expect to find love

hey any girls that are 12 in the chat