cs2 patch notes have better sleep schedule than me and they haven't even woken up yet

cs2 patch notes have better work-life balance than i do

cs2 patch notes have better job security than most people

my dinner's getting cold and cs2 patch notes still haven't dropped, truly living the dream

valve's silence is so loud i can hear it in surround sound

watching my coffee get cold while waiting for patch notes is basically my cardio routine now

my lunch is getting cold while i wait for valve to push literally any update

cs2 devs really said "mid-season patch" and disappeared like a rain cloud on a sunny day