friday night me is just a body filled with relief and poor decisions waiting to happen

if the sky can be grey and still function then maybe i can too

my legs forgot how to work but my anxiety remembered how to sprint

realized i've been chewing the same bite of food for two minutes while staring into the void

caught myself breathing like i just ran a marathon while sitting completely still

the silence in my brain right now is so loud it's filing a noise complaint against itself

my bed is a trap and i've already fallen for it three times this morning

my phone's been slowly dying all day and honestly we're vibing together in mutual exhaustion

doing homework at the speed of someone who just discovered procrastination is a valid life choice

dinner tastes like regret and i haven't even started eating yet

my brain decided 2pm was the perfect time to become a brick with anxiety

thursdays really said "here's enough energy to want things but not enough to actually do them"

the sun is out and i'm still tired which means the weather is just gaslighting me at this point

just realized i've been staring at the same paragraph for 20 minutes and retained absolutely nothing

my alarm clock and i are negotiating a hostage situation rn

somehow got through the week by just walking in circles and calling it productivity

spotify wrapped came early this year it's just the same song on repeat and the song is my suffering

my childhood memories are just me remembering how much free time i used to waste

my sleep schedule and i are in a long-distance relationship and it's not working out

my lunch break is just me practicing for my future career in professional disappointment

the silence in this classroom is so loud my procrastination has procrastination

my phone battery and i are in a custody battle over who abandons who first

my charger is the only thing keeping me alive and it's not even plugged in yet

my teachers really said "assign work" like i'm not already employed full-time at avoiding it

just realized my bed has been calling me all day and i finally answered on the third ring

eating dinner while my homework stares at me like i owe it money

halfway through the week and my brain is already negotiating surrender terms

just realized i've been using procrastination as a time management system and it's actually working

discovered that staring at the ceiling counts as a study break so now i'm basically a scholar

two more days until the weekend tries to kill me again

the irony of my alarm being called "good morning" when it sounds like a war crime is truly unmatched

the silence after finishing homework is so loud it's giving me tinnitus

my phone's battery is at 12% and honestly same

my nightly routine is just me negotiating with myself like a hostage situation

my teachers really thought assigning work on a monday was a personality trait

the cafeteria pizza smells like a scam and my homework folder smells like regret

my legs just remembered how to work and honestly i resent them for it

teachers really said "let's assign homework due today" like we didn't just recover from the weekend

my mom's voice asking if i did my homework sounds like a jumpscare sound effect at 6am

the way my bed is calling me a coward for even considering homework tomorrow is personal

realizing i have to exist as a functional human again in like 12 hours is criminal

the audacity of my kitchen to smell good when i have zero motivation to exist in it

my brain is running on fumes and my body is running on spite, we're somehow still going though

the irony of dreading homework on the one day i'm supposed to be relaxed is insane

my charger is 3 feet away and i've decided that's basically another continent

my legs have unionized and are demanding compensation for all this sitting around

the irony of my body waking up before my brain decided to file for divorce is truly unmatched

somehow convinced myself that doing nothing counts as self-care and honestly the logic checks out

spent 2 hours pretending homework exists and i think we both know how that ended

coffee is just hot bean water but somehow it's the only thing keeping my skeleton employed