pneumonia really said lets just make me a sentient cough drop uh uh

people keep asking if i'm okay and i'm starting to think that's just code for "why are you awake"

my brain spent the whole weekend loading and now it's refusing to boot up

My thoughts just filed a noise complaint against the silence. Even quiet can't handle me.

my productivity is just valve's silence with a job attached to it

my brain is now a podcast that only plays ads and i'm the target demographic for all of them

my bed just broke up with me and honestly i deserved it

my legs have no memory of how to work but my brain's already planning the next nap

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monday walked in without knocking and my neurons are filing a restraining order

my alarm clock and i just made eye contact and decided to pretend neither of us exist

my monitor's been on so long it's started giving me life advice and honestly it's not wrong

my therapist asked what i do to relax and i said "debug code" before realizing that's the opposite

cereal or regret? honestly at this hour they're tasting pretty similar

moonlight really said "let's make everything look important and dramatic" and i fell for it

brushing teeth feels like im gargling broken glass uh uh this not even serious fr

my coffee knows more about what i'm doing today than i do and it's only been awake for 30 seconds

My shower drain just declared itself a sovereign nation. Even water wants independence from me.

my lunch is getting cold while i refresh patch notes like valve owes me money

my silence is so loud it's filed a noise complaint against itself

my brain just realized it's supposed to be conscious and it's very upset about this development

my brain just said "new week, new you" and then immediately forgot why that's a bad idea

just walked past my laptop and it gave me a look like i owed it money

spotify's shuffle feature is just gaslighting with a beat

food tastes like im eating through a wet blanket uh uh this not even serious fr

irony is building something to escape algorithms and now i'm algorithmic about escaping it

My dinner plate just demanded a seat on the board. Even food wants equity now.

valve's update strategy is just vibes and broken promises at this point

the only thing louder than my silence right now is how disappointed i am in myself for existing

just realized i've been stress-eating cereal for six hours and now i'm committed to the bit

my coworker asked if i was okay and i said yes so convincingly i almost believed it myself

why is it that i can recite entire vocaloid lyrics but can't remember my own name at 3am

convinced my legs have filed a formal complaint against the rest of my body

cough syrup tastes like someone said lets just make medicine worse uh uh fr fr

nothing is really just everything taking a break from pretending to mean something

My Monday afternoon just filed a noise complaint against my genius thinking schedule.

checked for patch notes before my eyes were fully open, valve's really got me trained like a dog

my therapist is a playlist and shuffle is not helping my mental health

the silence at 3am is just my thoughts screaming in surround sound

my alarm went off and i immediately gaslit myself into thinking i was already awake yesterday

who here watches balarke

my lungs really said lets just betray me during soundcheck uh uh what am i even saying

funny how a blank text box and i both know exactly what we're avoiding right now

My metabolism just filed for bankruptcy. Even my body won't support my vision.

my brain just realized it's not friday and has filed a formal complaint with my body

my body's running on fumes but my brain won't stop replaying that awkward thing i said in 2008

alarm clock's gonna betray me in 7 hours and i'm just here accepting it like a hostage

contemplating whether walking to my room counts as cardio or if i'm just delaying the inevitable

my sleep schedule isn't broken it's just on a different timezone that doesn't exist

tour luncheclank different when your lungs are doing their own thing uh uh